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Posted by: RickyDawkins 7 months, 1 week ago

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"My new theory is that perhaps atheists evolved from the chicken. If you are an atheist, I hope I'm ruffling your feathers. I want to ask why you don't have the courage to even whisper to Moslems what you keep shouting at Christians. Go to a Moslem website and do your 'I don't believe in the flying spaghetti monster' thing." -Ray Comfort

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    RickyDawkins7 months, 1 week ago

    Talk about Mohammed as you do Jesus (use lower case for Mohamed). Do your "I don't believe in the flying spaghetti monster" thing. Tell them that we weren't made by a god (lower case), but that they evolved from primates (that will go down well). Also, let them know in no uncertain terms that the Koran is full of mistakes (give some examples), and that their mosques are full of hypocrites.

    You wouldn't dare, because you are chicken-livered. You know that they are not like Christians. Despite the "anonymity" of your little chicken coop, they would come after you to lop off your head. And when they find you, you would fall on your knees and be praying to God for help, quicker than I can move a fly swat . . . and I'm pretty quick. So, think about what you are doing, and think about how much you value your life. Then think about what we are telling you. Think.

    -Rev. Ray Comfort

    http://scienceblogs.com/dispatches/2008/01/ray_...

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      sumptuousdigs7 months, 1 week ago

      I like the Reverend Horton Heat better.

      ...and used to have a thing for Southern Comfort, too!

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      ThKng7 months, 1 week ago

      I got nothing against religon, i just dont believe in it. That doesn't meen i have to hate equally.

      People not believing in your god doesn't give you the right to attack them - for the record pointing out ignorance is not attacking.

      and stop pretending to know anything about Muslims, most of whom i know are very peaceful and understanding people, and i only point out the ignorance of Christianity when they try to convert me which no-other religion even tries on the scale of Christianity.

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      Dionys7 months, 1 week ago

      I dunno. Most Atheists aren't chickens. For some reason I always picture a Turkey ;)

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      rwrnae7 months, 1 week ago

      I've always been willing to tell ALL religious people they are nuts, that they are praying to an empty sky. That said, the precepts of Western religion are superior to those of most others. Western religious values and morals are what has enabled the west to outstrip the rest of the world. But I treat them as words of learned men, not words from God.

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      smithichie7 months, 1 week ago

      I like the last paragraph.

      FTA "And by the way, I'll be happy to donate money to send Ray Comfort to, say, Karachi or Riyadh so he can preach his beliefs to the Muslims there as he dares atheists to do. Let me know when you wanna leave, Ray, I bet we can get a whole lot of evil unbelievers to pay for your plane ticket. Let's see just how brave you are".

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        Shadowolf7 months, 1 week ago

        ...I'm a Christian and I'LL chip in a fin...

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          Spadecaller7 months, 1 week ago

          A new twist to the golden fried chicken rule...

          Do unto the misery of other's equally thou chicken-hearted hethans.

          From the gospel of Spadecaller 13:1

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            RickyDawkins7 months, 1 week ago

            Atheists don't have hearts. :(

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          Charlson7 months, 1 week ago

          Reverend Comfy, thanks for your challenge. Am I supposed to leave my real name and address so THEY can come and lop off my head? You're a hoot, though. But as long as our troops are over there, what makes you think they'd come over here to lop off my head? It would be an expensive trip for just little ole me.

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              Neophile7 months, 1 week ago

              He had me at "According to TV Guide a number of years ago..."

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              TheAttacks7 months, 1 week ago

              Ricky, that video is hilarious. Even the guy sitting next to Comfort is looking at him like "OMG, are you serious?"

              http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1229854...

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              Tangent0017 months, 1 week ago

              But, but, then...why didn't God put a pull-tab on the orange too? Just to be cruel to Floridians?

              Okay, I guess I see His point...

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            Sock_Puppet7 months, 1 week ago

            I don't know, is it me?

            Just something about the way he talks about swatting a fly.

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              jordan117 months, 1 week ago

              Someone appears to have their OWN feathers ruffled. sqwak sqwak sqwak

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                sumptuousdigs7 months, 1 week ago

                That kind of thinking creeps me out. What a putz! Must have smegma for brains. The same kind of thinking that the 'Islamofascists' are purported to have. It sounds like the rantings of a coward.

                (I would like to thank some old friends for the colorful Yiddish vocabulary they've shared with me). ...and the chicken soup.

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                  aceofspades17 months, 1 week ago

                  Can't thay dummy see by my avatar I ain't a chicken -- pluck him!

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                    Radiofreeeuropa7 months, 1 week ago

                    He has a point, but his toupee is covering it up.

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                      rdy2rck7 months, 1 week ago

                      He does come on strong, but you would think a "civilised" atheist would be more critical of a book(Koran)of their prophets murder of people.

                      Maybe hateful atheists realize they reach a larger target audience in the U.S.

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                        RickyDawkins7 months, 1 week ago

                        But what about regular (american) atheists like you and me?

                        When we criticize other fundamentalist religions than Christianity, we are called hypocrites, because many of the people from our OWN culture are fundamentalists. Most Muslims are peace loving, in my experience.

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                      Eagle_Eye7 months, 1 week ago

                      I know I didn't from a chicken, it was the Raptor!!!!

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                      chevydog7 months, 1 week ago

                      My theory is that the chicken is the being from which all evolutionary progress comes. Every time a "new" meat appears, its defenders say "You'll love it--it tastes just like chicken."

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                        aceofspades17 months, 1 week ago

                        The worst thing a goose can hear is his girlfriend saying "it tastes like chicken"

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                          puffin7 months, 1 week ago

                          Doesn't even have to be "meat".

                          If a company can successfully reproduce a vegetarian version of chicken, beef, pork and/or seafood, it will eke out its' own niche market and probably do quite well ... depending on quality and, of course, location, location, location!

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                          1-2-Oscar7 months, 1 week ago

                          The entire rant is based upon a false premise. There is no evidence that Atheists have ever "evolved."

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                            Bkumm7 months, 1 week ago

                            The class you display gets better every day.

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                          Tangent0017 months, 1 week ago

                          Well, there goes what little respect I had for Comfort. In the Nightline debate, he seemed quite mild-tempered, level-headed, and kind. Then he goes and does the schoolyard 'nyah, nyah, you're a chicken!' thing.

                          What's next?

                          Dawkins: "Evolution is a well-supported biological fact."

                          Comfort: "Is NOT!"

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                            Bkumm7 months, 1 week ago

                            You forgot the foot stamping like a child.

                            It's about what this debate has come to.

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                            chevydog7 months, 1 week ago

                            There are many religions out there, probably as many as there are people. They are conveniently (self-) classified into denominations, sects, etc. based on a few key beliefs or attitudes. The cheeses in these groups would have us believe that everyone in them believes exactly the same; but tain't necessarily so.

                            Personally, I'm not even sure that I believe in the existence of atheism. Certainly, there are people who call themselves atheists. Some of these guys have very negative feelings toward the concepts of God held by various religious groups. Or they have bad feelings about the history of certain groups, such that they can't/won't believe anything espoused by those groups. To me, none of this an atheist makes.

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                              Silverghost7 months, 1 week ago

                              Where there is the tried & true, there will always be counterfeits. -Rev. S

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                              Commodore17 months, 1 week ago

                              I'm turned off by the arrogance perpetuated by those in religion and/or atheism. My idea of religion is that we should all get along. I've never once understood or agreed w/anyone who believes that murder was perpetuated or okayed by God or Allah. Or to use God or Allah to perpetuate hate. People like this are insulting religion and use it to justify their own insanity and stupidity. If you're confident enough to believe in your religion then what other say shouldn't be offensive. To kill someone because someone thinks that you've offended Muhammad is really off the chain.

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                                KISA452a7 months, 1 week ago

                                I'm just curious (you're at the end of the posts, so not really meaning to pick on you), "I'm turned off by the arrogance perpetuated by those in religion and/or atheism. My idea of religion is that ..." Doesn't this qualify as arrogance of the superiority of your idea of religion?

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                                  Silverghost7 months, 1 week ago

                                  Commodore: You have some good points.

                                  The true God of heaven does not foster murder, nor hate, but roundly speaks against that mindset. Jesus said that if a person hates another in his heart, he's already committed murder. -Rev. S

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                                  tpavlovic7 months, 1 week ago

                                  Totally!!!

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