Jesus vs. Republican Jeezus »
Posted By Wil 11 months, 1 week ago in NewsComic "The Pain" places some quotations attributed to Christ side by side with their equivalent modern-day interpretation by Republicans in America. Hypocrisy ensues.
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Bkumm11 months, 1 week ago
That is some hilarious satire. Of course, it will be roundly criticized as 'that's not what He meant' or something like that, but it's still hilarious.
I'm sure some will find it offensive.
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dunkirk11 months, 1 week ago
ROFLMAO, Ya gotta luv the satires that ring so close to home. All welcome the Supply-Side jeezus.
http://www.buzzflash.com/contributors/03/09/17_...
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Searchbeam11 months, 1 week ago
Uncle Dave,
LOLOL!
Did I miss the "But wait, Mice, there is more!" line.
Like a free prayer or "10 best kept secrets of 'Eevangelical' Movement".
LOL!
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Searchbeam11 months, 1 week ago
Neo,
Just before I came to your comment, I was wondering "Where is Goppy when we need him most? His infinite wisdom will take us into the dark corners of the "EEvangelical" mind!"
And there you are. You beat me to it by a mere 11 hours!
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david_nwpa11 months, 1 week ago
I know that Buddhists are nonviolent people, but I sure hope Buddha opens a can of whoop-a$$ on Republican Jeezus.
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Neophile11 months, 1 week ago
Republican Buddha would bash heads with Republican Jeezus in the octagon any day of the week... and twice on Sunday.
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anadaji6711 months, 1 week ago
The focal point of the recent largely peaceful uprising to Myanmar's military rulers are not Buddhist monks? Most of the people in Southeastern Asia are not dying by the gun, but rather by neglectful and/or ineffective governments who are leaving them to struggle to cope with their terrible infrastructures and economies. PS, I'm areligious and an atheist, but a lot of Buddhist ideas intrigue me.
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vettenut11 months, 1 week ago
I know that, coming from me, this statement will probably surprise many of you (who think you have me figured out), but-----
There's a lot of truth in this article!
And I think that many who "get a good belly-laugh" out of this post are actually laughing at a caricature that they think is how many of "those ignorant Christians" perceive the Son of God.
But I also sadly think that, if confronted by the Biblical Jesus, most of the "belly-laughers" would find some way to reject Him then, too......
Let's see, what were the lyrics of that pop song sung by B.J. Thomas back in the 70's???---
Oh, yes:
"There is none so blind as he who WILL NOT SEE.....!!!"
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Goppy11 months, 1 week ago
First of all vetty, if Jesus came back today, it would be us Christian Conservatives who would be crucifyin him - AND FAST!!
How long do you think it would be before Rush Limbaugh, Bill OReailly, and Ann Coulter would be pillorying Jesus when he started preachin "Peace", "Help for the Sick", "Mercy for the poor", "Love your Neighbor - even ifn hes gay".
The fact is, if we Christian Conservatives truly followed Jesus, wed all be 'PROGRESSIVE' Liburals!
THINK ABOUT IT~~
Stand Jesus next to Rush Limbaugh - we Conservatives GOT to go with Rush - EVERYTIME!!
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Searchbeam11 months, 1 week ago
Are you saying that you want the KFC Franchise, but no Colonel?
Is that because you have your own secret recipe for seasoning the truth?
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cowboygrandpa11 months, 1 week ago
Wil: Great Humorous and sadly mostly true. No wonder we a have a problem identifying the truth when the Ultra Cons throw in their version of what Jesus said. They will know the truth one day hopefully in time to set them free. Oh wait I used a word they hate FREE. Unless it was they paid for something. I would add Jesus " Do unto others as you would have them do to you." Republican version " Do unto others so they can't do unto you."
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Searchbeam11 months, 1 week ago
CBG,
I always wondered if there were two Jesus's!
One that walked on this earth and preached about being human, kind, compassionate and loving the fellow human beings, against violence and hatred, and against the power of money;
The other being the DollarJesus, whose image was created-by "Eevangelical" Opportunists-in greed, hypocrisy and lies, except that this Jesus never really existed except in the minds of those phony preachers who used the name to enrich themselves and enslave the minds of millions upon millions of trusting people.
What this caricature does is bring the DollarJesus face-to-face with the real Jesus.
For the sake of simplicity, I will refer to DollarJesus in future as $Jesus$!
Peace and Blessings!
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cowboygrandpa11 months, 1 week ago
searchbeam: Very well put my friend. Sadly these clowns don't get that what they reap they shall have it all given back to them. It is written that when Jesus returns he comes as a a king. A ruler with an iron staff to break those who will not take heed. I always love the fact that the so called "Christians" always believe they are going to see Jesus whoop on someone else. I'm thinking he will clean his own house first as a lesson to those who have not come to him. For the false teachings are something he abhors. Better to be of modest means and honest than rich and deceitful. I laugh and shake my head in wonder at the riches some seem to think they have in their falsehood. Knowing yet not knowing the wealth of this world is only fleeting. Remember what he did in the temple to the money changers. He is no sissy boy. God Bless you and yours.
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cowboygrandpa11 months, 1 week ago
Shadowolf: Yeah!!! LOL. They couldn't come up with something original. Just like when they stole the "Where's the beef" slogan. I would have showed them and said what they could do with it. But you know have to be propper. LOL
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Endoscopy11 months, 1 week ago
This is an anti Christian and anti Republican. This is obvious if you look at what is being said and the pictures.
It has nothing to do with truth. All good humor has truth behind it.
cowboygrandpa
The libs spout things like evil, Nazi, criminal, liar, etc. when talking about the administration. Put your own speech in the mirror.
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moboads11 months, 1 week ago
Grrr:
"It's the Republicans that are really anti-Christian. They twist EVERYTHING up into its double-speak antithesis.
I keep seeing this assertion, but little substantiation of it, apart from references to the manifest greed of (some) televangelists.
For the most part I'm seeing a distinct (and often venomous) "we (the Left) are right, and they're wrong" tone.
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dunkirk11 months, 1 week ago
How true How true. I can hear the fundie rollers now "Yes Ive sinned. Ive gone down the path of destruction. But God forgives and he's directed me to raise 100 million, in tax exempt donations, unmarked bills please, to further the word. Help me recover by sending your donation to........"
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Mutainia11 months, 1 week ago
Isn't the artist of this cartoon afraid he'll have to go into hiding like the Danish cartoonists after the ones they did of Muhammed? I guess not. Oh, by the way, IF you are going to lampoon us Christians, it's not pronounced "Jeezus", it's pronounced "JAYzus!"
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Goppy11 months, 1 week ago
My goodness graceous me! I expected more from you Neophile!!
Makin fun of our HYPOCRISY is ONE THING, But makin fun of our RIGHTEOUS ARROGANCE is something entirely different!!
You LIburals aint never gointa understand us Christian Conservatives! And this story a proves it!
Alls I ken say is that until you have an EPIPHANY, you aint never gointa realize salvation.
But fer those of you who may have a burnin ember inside you - let me just tell you. Youll know you have the makins of a epiphany when you start hearin yourself say things like ..
- GWs right, them taxes I pay, that IS my money!
- Why should I have to support skools? My kids is growed!
- CEOs should be free to make $250 Million a year!
- Why should goverment help that single mother down the street?
- GAys is OK in the closet, but I dont want to see them on the street
- I dont mind Mexicans workin here, they just need to go home each night
- Why CAINT I have a AK-47 with a silencer?!
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joeeddie11 months, 1 week ago
I went to Catholic schools in my youth. They tried to insert some burning embers from time to time. As far as supporting skools, I am happy to pay my share of the taxes even though my children get little benefit. What I don't understand is, why my children (in private school) can't get a ride on a public schoolbus?
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